No joke: Feds are banning humorous electronic messages on highways

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Read the following words/expressions found in today’s article.

  1. quirky / ˈkwɜr ki / (adj.) – strange or unusual in a way that is attractive or interesting
    Example:

    She has a quirky fashion style and always wears unique and colorful clothes.


  2. spell out / spɛl aʊt / (phrasal v.) – to give a clear explanation or description of something
    Example:

    He spells out the rules of the game so that everyone knows how to play.


  3. obscure / əbˈskyʊər / (adj.) – unclear and difficult to see or understand
    Example:

    The poet has an obscure writing style, leaving readers confused about the true meaning of his poems.


  4. legible / ˈlɛdʒ ə bəl / (adj.) – easy to read
    Example:

    The text on the sign was so small that it was barely legible from a distance.


  5. impaired / ɪmˈpɛərd / (adj.) – damaged or weakened, making something less effective
    Example:

    The impaired driver was arrested for causing a serious accident on the highway.


Article

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It’s no joke. A federal agency is discouraging humorous and quirky messages that could distract or confuse drivers on highways and freeways across the country.


The Federal Highway Administration recently released an updated 1,100-page manual that spells out how signs and other traffic control devices are regulated. In it, the agency strongly recommends against overhead electronic signs with obscure meanings, references to pop culture, or those intended to be funny.


Rather, signs should be “simple, direct, brief, legible, and clear,” when relaying important information like warning drivers of crashes overhead, adverse weather conditions, and traffic delays, the agency said. Seatbelt reminders and warnings about the dangers of speeding or driving impaired are allowed.


States around the country have used quirky messaging to draw the attention of drivers. Among them: “Use Yah Blinkah” in Massachusetts; “Visiting in-laws? Slow down, get there late” from Ohio; “Don’t drive Star Spangled Hammered” from Pennsylvania; “Hocus pocus, drive with focus” from New Jersey; and “Hands on the wheel, not your meal” from Arizona.


Arizona has more than 300 electronic signs above its highways. For the last seven years, the state Department of Transportation has held a contest to find the funniest and most creative messages. Anyone could submit ideas, drawing more than 3,700 entries last year. The winners were “Seatbelts always pass a vibe check” and “I’m just a sign asking drivers to use turn signals.”


“The humor part of it, we kind of like,” said state Rep. David Cook, a Republican from Globe, told Phoenix TV station CBS 5. “I think in Arizona the majority of us do, if not all of us.”


He said he didn’t understand the fuss. “Why are you trying to have the federal government come in and tell us what we can do in our own state? Prime example that the federal government is not focusing on what they need to be.”


This article was provided by The Associated Press.


Viewpoint Discussion

Enjoy a discussion with your tutor.

Discussion A

  • Do you agree that humorous and quirky signs can be distracting to drivers? Why or why not? How would you feel if you saw a funny sign on the road (ex. entertained, distracted)? Why? Discuss.
  • What messages do you believe are the most crucial for drivers’ safety and awareness (ex. speed limit signs, signs to keep drivers awake)? Why? Do you see all those signs on roads in your country? Discuss.

Discussion B

  • Why do you think states in the U.S. have put up humorous and quirky signs instead of serious ones? What are the benefits of having funny signs on roads? Discuss.
  • In what sectors do you think it is appropriate to use humor (ex. in education, in entertainment)? In what sectors is it not appropriate to use it (ex. in politics, in medicine)? Why? Discuss.