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\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u306e\u591a\u304f\u3067\u306f\u3001\u307e\u305a\u306f\u8a71\u306e\u5c0e\u5165\u3067\u8074\u8846\u3092\u5f15\u304d\u3064\u3051\u3066\u3001\u300c\u304d\u3063\u3068\u3053\u3046\u3044\u3046\u8a71\u306a\u306e\u3060\u308d\u3046\u306a\u300d\u3068\u671f\u5f85\u3055\u305b\u3066\u304a\u3044\u3066\u3001\u305d\u308c\u3092\u88cf\u5207\u3063\u305f\u308a\u610f\u8868\u3092\u3064\u3044\u305f\u308a\u3059\u308b\u5f62\u3067\u30aa\u30c1\u3092\u4ed8\u3051\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n \u307b\u304b\u306b\u3082\u3001\u201cpun\u201d\u3068\u547c\u3070\u308c\u308b\u3001\u65e5\u672c\u8a9e\u3067\u3044\u3046\u30c0\u30b8\u30e3\u30ec\u3084\u8a9e\u5442\u5408\u308f\u305b\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306a\u8a00\u8449\u3042\u305d\u3073\u3082\u5b9a\u756a\u306e\u4e00\u3064<\/span>\u3002\u4e00\u3064\u306e\u5358\u8a9e\u306b\u8907\u6570\u306e\u610f\u5473\u304c\u3042\u308b\u3082\u306e\u3084\u3001\u540c\u3058\u767a\u97f3\u3067\u30b9\u30da\u30eb\u304c\u7570\u306a\u308b\u5358\u8a9e\u3092\u4f7f\u3063\u305f\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n \u65e9\u901f\u3001\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u4eba\u306a\u3089\u8ab0\u3067\u3082\u77e5\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u5b9a\u756a\u306e\u3082\u306e\u304b\u3089\u201cpun\u201d\uff08\u30c0\u30b8\u30e3\u30ec\uff09\u3092\u4f7f\u3063\u305f\u3082\u306e\u306a\u3069\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3092\u3054\u7d39\u4ecb\u3057\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I\u2019m a dustbin. \uff08\u548c\u8a33\uff09 \u201cdustbin\u201d\u306f\u30a4\u30ae\u30ea\u30b9\u82f1\u8a9e\u3067\u4e3b\u306b\u4f7f\u308f\u308c\u307e\u3059\u304c\u3001\u300c\u30b4\u30df\u7bb1\u300d\u3092\u610f\u5473\u3059\u308b\u8a00\u8449\u3067\u3059\u3002\u300c\u30b4\u30df\u7bb1\u300d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u8a00\u8449\u3092\u53d7\u3051\u3066\u3001\u533b\u8005\u306f\u3069\u3093\u306a\u8fd4\u3057\u3092\u3059\u308b\u306e\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u304b\u3002\u3053\u3053\u3067\u306f\u3001\u60a3\u8005\u306e\u76f8\u8ac7\u306b\u51fa\u3066\u304d\u305f\u30b4\u30df\u7bb1\u306b\u304b\u3051\u3066\u300c\u30b4\u30df\u300d\u3092\u610f\u5473\u3059\u308b\u201drubbish\u201d\u3092\u4f7f\u3063\u305f\u30d5\u30ec\u30fc\u30ba\u201ctalk rubbish\u201d\u300c\u3070\u304b\u306a\u3053\u3068\u3092\u8a00\u3046\u300d\u3067\u30c0\u30b8\u30e3\u30ec\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306a\u8fd4\u3057\u3092\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n \u540c\u3058\u30c9\u30af\u30bf\u30fc\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u306e\u4e2d\u306b\u3082\u3001\u5225\u306e\u5f62\u306e\u30aa\u30c1\u3092\u3064\u3051\u308b\u30d1\u30bf\u30fc\u30f3\u3082\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n Patient: Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me. \uff08\u548c\u8a33\uff09 \u3053\u3061\u3089\u306f\u5148\u307b\u3069\u306e\u8a00\u8449\u904a\u3073\u3068\u306f\u7570\u306a\u308b\u30d1\u30bf\u30fc\u30f3\u3002\u60a3\u8005\u304c\u3001\u4eba\u306b\u7121\u8996\u3055\u308c\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3046\u3068\u3044\u3046\u76f8\u8ac7\u3092\u3057\u305f\u305d\u3070\u304b\u3089\u3001\u533b\u8005\u304c\u300c\u6b21\u306e\u4eba\uff01\u300d\u3068\u8a00\u3063\u3066\u60a3\u8005\u3092\u7121\u8996\u3059\u308b\u3068\u3044\u3046\u30dc\u30b1\u304c\u30aa\u30c1\u306b\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n Customer: Hey! Your thum is in my soup! \uff08\u548c\u8a33\uff09 \u3053\u3053\u3067\u306f\u3001\u6ce8\u6587\u3057\u305f\u6599\u7406\u306b\u30a6\u30a7\u30a4\u30bf\u30fc\u306e\u6307\u304c\u5165\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3068\u3044\u3046\u5ba2\u304b\u3089\u306e\u30af\u30ec\u30fc\u30e0\u306b\u5bfe\u3057\u3066\u3001\u30a6\u30a7\u30a4\u30bf\u30fc\u304c\u300c\u81ea\u5206\u306e\u6307\u306b\u3064\u3044\u3066\u5fc3\u914d\u306f\u4e0d\u8981\u300d\u3068\u3070\u304b\u308a\u306e\u30dc\u30b1\u3067\u8fd4\u3057\u3066\u7b11\u3044\u3092\u53d6\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n A: Knock, knock. \uff08\u548c\u8a33\uff09 \u521d\u3081\u306e\u201cKnock, knock.\u201d\u3001\u201cWho\u2019s there?\u201d\u306f\u56fa\u5b9a\u306e\u90e8\u5206\u3067\u3001\u305d\u306e\u8fd4\u7b54\u306b\u3088\u3063\u3066\u6c17\u306e\u5229\u3044\u305f\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3092\u4f5c\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002\u3053\u3053\u3067\u306f\u3001\u767a\u97f3\u304c\u4f3c\u3066\u3044\u308b\u201ccanoe\u201d\u3068\u201ccan you\u201d\u3092\u304b\u3051\u305f\u30c0\u30b8\u30e3\u30ec\u306b\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n Why did the cucumber blush? \uff08\u548c\u8a33\uff09 \u300c\u30b5\u30e9\u30c0\u306e\u30c9\u30ec\u30c3\u30b7\u30f3\u30b0\uff08salad dressing\uff09\u300d\u3068\u3044\u30462\u8a9e\u304b\u3089\u306a\u308b\u540d\u8a5e\u3068\u3001\u300c\u30b5\u30e9\u30c0\uff08salad\uff09\u300d\u304c\u300c\u670d\u3092\u7740\u308b\uff08dress\uff09\u300d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u4e3b\u8a9e\uff0b\u52d5\u8a5e\u306e\u7d44\u307f\u5408\u308f\u305b\u3092\u304b\u3051\u305f\u8a00\u8449\u904a\u3073\u306b\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u6587\u6cd5\u3092\u7406\u89e3\u3057\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3068\u308f\u304b\u308b\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3067\u3059\u306d\u3002<\/p>\n What flowers grow under your nose? \uff08\u548c\u8a33\uff09 \u9f3b\u306e\u4e0b\u306b\u306f\u3001\u5507\uff1d\u201clips\u201d\u304c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002\u82f1\u8a9e\u3067\u306f\u5507\u3092\u6307\u3059\u3068\u304d\u3001\u4e0a\u5507\u3068\u4e0b\u5507\u5408\u308f\u305b\u3066\u8907\u6570\u5f62\u3067\u201clips\u201d\u3068\u8a00\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u767a\u97f3\u304c\u4f3c\u3066\u3044\u308b\u300c\u30c1\u30e5\u30fc\u30ea\u30c3\u30d7\uff08tulips\uff09\u300d\u3068\u300c\u4e8c\u3064\u306e\u5507\uff08two lips\uff09\u300d\u3092\u304b\u3051\u305f\u306a\u305e\u306a\u305e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3067\u3057\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n \u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3068\u3044\u3048\u3070\u3001\u30bf\u30d6\u30fc\u306b\u89e6\u308c\u3066\u7b11\u3044\u3092\u53d6\u308b\u300c\u30d6\u30e9\u30c3\u30af\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u300d\u306e\u307b\u304b\u306b\u3001\u300c\u6d3e\u624b\u3067\u308f\u304b\u308a\u3084\u3059\u3044\u7b11\u3044\u300d\u3092\u601d\u3044\u6d6e\u304b\u3079\u308b\u4eba\u3082\u591a\u3044\u304b\u3082\u3057\u308c\u307e\u305b\u3093\u304c\u3001\u76ae\u8089\u3063\u307d\u3044\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3082\u3088\u304f\u4f7f\u308f\u308c\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n Timmy: Let\u2019s play school. \uff08\u548c\u8a33\uff09 \u5b66\u6821\u3054\u3063\u3053\u3092\u3057\u3088\u3046\u3068\u8a98\u3063\u305f\u30c6\u30a3\u30df\u30fc\u306b\u5bfe\u3057\u3066\u3001\u3058\u3083\u3042\u6b20\u5e2d\u306e\u5f79\u3092\u3059\u308b\u306d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u30b8\u30df\u30fc\u306e\u8fd4\u7b54\u3002\u3053\u308c\u3067\u306f\u3001\u751f\u5f92\u304c\u3044\u306a\u304f\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3046\u306e\u3067\u5b66\u6821\u3054\u3063\u3053\u304c\u6210\u7acb\u3057\u306a\u3044\u3068\u3044\u3046\u30dc\u30b1\u3067\u3059\u3002\u76ae\u8089\u3063\u307d\u3055\u304c\u7b11\u3044\u3092\u8a98\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n Mother: Tommy, there were two pieces of pie in the cupboard this morning and now there is only one. Can you explain that? \uff08\u548c\u8a33\uff09 2\u5207\u308c\u3042\u3063\u305f\u306f\u305a\u306e\u30d1\u30a4\u304c\u6238\u3060\u306a\u304b\u30891\u3064\u6d88\u3048\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3053\u3068\u3092\u53d7\u3051\u3066\u3001\u6bcd\u89aa\u304c\u30c6\u30a3\u30df\u30fc\u306b\u554f\u3044\u305f\u3060\u3057\u307e\u3059\u3002\u805e\u304d\u624b\u306f\u3001\u304d\u3063\u3068\u30c8\u30df\u30fc\u304c\u30d1\u30a4\u3092\u98df\u3079\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3063\u305f\u306e\u3067\u305d\u306e\u8a00\u3044\u8a33\u304c\u8fd4\u3063\u3066\u304f\u308b\u306e\u3060\u308d\u3046\u3068\u671f\u5f85\u3057\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n \u3067\u3059\u304c\u3001\u3053\u3053\u3067\u30c8\u30df\u30fc\u306f\u30011\u5207\u308c\u3057\u304b\u98df\u3079\u3066\u3044\u306a\u3044\u306e\u306f\u30012\u5207\u308c\u3042\u3063\u305f\u3053\u3068\u306b\u6c17\u3065\u304b\u306a\u304b\u3063\u305f\u304b\u3089\u3068\u3044\u3046\u610f\u8868\u3092\u3064\u304f\u30dc\u30b1\u3092\u6f14\u3058\u3066\u3001\u805e\u304d\u624b\u306e\u671f\u5f85\u3092\u88cf\u5207\u3063\u3066\u7b11\u3044\u3092\u53d6\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n \u4e00\u901a\u308a\u306e\u5b9a\u756a\u3092\u77e5\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308c\u3070\u3001\u201cKnock, knock\u2026\u201d\u3068\u8ab0\u304b\u304c\u8a00\u3044\u59cb\u3081\u305f\u3089\u3001\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u304c\u59cb\u307e\u308b\u306a\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3053\u3068\u304c\u308f\u304b\u308a\u307e\u3059\u306d\u3002\u8a00\u8449\u3042\u305d\u3073\u3084\u30c0\u30b8\u30e3\u30ec\u306b\u3057\u3066\u3082\u3001\u3084\u306f\u308a\u697d\u3057\u3080\u306b\u306f\u5358\u8a9e\u306e\u610f\u5473\u3084\u6b63\u3057\u3044\u767a\u97f3\u3001\u6587\u6cd5\u304c\u308f\u304b\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3053\u3068\u304c\u524d\u63d0\u306b\u306a\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002\u5b9a\u756a\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3092\u30a2\u30ec\u30f3\u30b8\u3067\u304d\u308b\u3088\u3046\u306b\u306a\u308c\u3070\u3001\u82f1\u4f1a\u8a71\u4e0a\u7d1a\u8005\u3068\u8a00\u3048\u305d\u3046\u3067\u3059\uff01<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u4f1a\u8a71\u306e\u4e2d\u306b\u7b11\u3044\u304c\u3046\u307e\u308c\u308b\u3053\u3068\u306b\u3088\u3063\u3066\u3001\u5834\u304c\u548c\u307f\u3001\u4eba\u3068\u306e\u8ddd\u96e2\u304c\u7e2e\u307e\u3063\u305f\u3068\u3044\u3046\u611f\u899a\u3092 …\u7d9a\u304d\u3092\u8aad\u3080<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":14289,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[185,171,149,145,40,100],"class_list":["post-14283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-column","tag-185","tag-171","tag-149","tag-145","tag-40","tag-100"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14283"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32786,"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14283\/revisions\/32786"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rarejob.com\/englishlab\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"american_joke_01\"](\"\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/american_joke_01-e1485306256921.jpg\")
\n\u65e5\u672c\u8a9e\u3067\u304a\u7b11\u3044\u3068\u3044\u3048\u3070\u300c\u30dc\u30b1\u300d\u3068\u300c\u30c4\u30c3\u30b3\u30df\u300d\u304c\u5b9a\u756a\u3067\u3059\u304c\u3001\u82f1\u8a9e\u3067\u306f\u30dc\u30b1\u5f79\u306e\u4eba\u3092\u201ca funny man\u201d\u3001\u30c4\u30c3\u30b3\u30df\u5f79\u3092\u201ca straight man\u201d\u3068\u8a00\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u3053\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306a\u5358\u8a9e\u306f\u3042\u308b\u3082\u306e\u306e\u3001\u639b\u3051\u5408\u3044\u306e\u5999\u3067\u7b11\u3044\u3092\u53d6\u308b\u65e5\u672c\u306e\u6f2b\u624d\u3068\u306f\u9055\u3044\u3001\u4e00\u4eba\u3067\u6b21\u304b\u3089\u6b21\u3078\u3068\u30dc\u30b1\u3092\u7e70\u308a\u51fa\u3059\u300c\u30b9\u30bf\u30f3\u30c9\u30a2\u30c3\u30d7\u30fb\u30b3\u30e1\u30c7\u30a3\u30fc\uff08standup comedy\uff09\u300d<\/span>\u3068\u547c\u3070\u308c\u308b\u6f2b\u8ac7\u5f62\u5f0f\u306e\u304a\u7b11\u3044\u304c\u4e3b\u6d41\u3092\u5360\u3081\u3066\u3044\u308b\u5370\u8c61\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\u53e4\u5178\u7684\u306a\u5b9a\u756a\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u306e3\u3064\u306e\u30d1\u30bf\u30fc\u30f3<\/h2>\n
1. Doctor, Doctor Jokes<\/h3>\n
![\"american_joke_02\"](\"\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/american_joke_02-e1485306247566.jpg\")
\n\u533b\u8005\u3068\u60a3\u8005\u306e\u3084\u308a\u3068\u308a\u3092\u4f7f\u3063\u305f\u5b9a\u756a\u306e\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3002\u60a3\u8005\u306e\u53f0\u8a5e\u3067\u30b7\u30fc\u30f3\u3092\u8a2d\u5b9a\u3057\u3066\u3001\u533b\u8005\u306e\u8fd4\u3057\u3067\u30aa\u30c1\u3092\u3064\u3051\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n
\nDoctor: Don\u2019t talk rubbish.\u3000<\/span><\/p>\n
\n\u60a3\u8005\uff1a\u5148\u751f\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u81ea\u5206\u304c\u30b4\u30df\u7bb1\u306a\u3093\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u304b\u3068\u601d\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u306e\u3067\u3059\u304c\u3002
\n\u533b\u8005\uff1a\u305d\u3093\u306a\u30b4\u30df\u307f\u305f\u3044\u306a\u5197\u8ac7\u3092\u3002
\n\u82f1\u6587\u5f15\u7528\uff1a\u5ca9\u9593\u76f4\u6587\u300e\u3059\u3050\u306b\u4f7f\u3048\u308b\u82f1\u8a9e\u306e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af150\u300f\u3088\u308a<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nDoctor: Next!<\/span>\u3000<\/p>\n
\n\u60a3\u8005\uff1a\u5148\u751f\u3001\u4eba\u304c\u307f\u3093\u306a\u79c1\u3092\u7121\u8996\u3059\u308b\u3093\u3067\u3059\u3002
\n\u533b\u8005\uff1a\u306f\u3044\u3001\u6b21\u306e\u65b9\uff01
\n\u82f1\u6587\u5f15\u7528\uff1a\u5ca9\u9593\u76f4\u6587\u300e\u3059\u3050\u306b\u4f7f\u3048\u308b\u82f1\u8a9e\u306e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af150\u300f\u3088\u308a<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n2. Waiter Jokes<\/h3>\n
![\"american_joke_03\"](\"\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/american_joke_03-e1485306238721.jpg\")
\n\u533b\u8005\u3068\u60a3\u8005\u306e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306b\u3001\u5ba2\u3068\u30a6\u30a7\u30a4\u30bf\u30fc\u306e\u3084\u308a\u3068\u308a\u3092\u4f7f\u3063\u305f\u5b9a\u756a\u306e\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3002\u30a6\u30a7\u30a4\u30bf\u30fc\u306b\u5411\u3051\u305f\u5ba2\u306e\u30af\u30ec\u30fc\u30e0\u306b\u5bfe\u3059\u308b\u30a6\u30a7\u30a4\u30bf\u30fc\u306e\u5207\u308a\u8fd4\u3057\u304c\u3001\u30aa\u30c1\u306b\u306a\u308b\u30d1\u30bf\u30fc\u30f3\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n
\nWaiter: That\u2019s all right, sir. This soup is not hot.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n\u5ba2\uff1a\u3061\u3087\u3063\u3068\uff01\u3000\u541b\u306e\u89aa\u6307\u304c\u30b9\u30fc\u30d7\u306b\u5165\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u304b\u3002
\n\u30a6\u30a7\u30a4\u30bf\u30fc\uff1a\u5927\u4e08\u592b\u3067\u3059\u3088\u3002\u3053\u306e\u30b9\u30fc\u30d7\u306f\u71b1\u304f\u306a\u3044\u306e\u3067\u3002
\n\u82f1\u6587\u5f15\u7528\uff1a\u91cc\u4e2d\u54f2\u5f66\u300e1\u65e51\u5206\u534a\u306e\u82f1\u8a9e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u300f\u3088\u308a<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n3. Knock Knock Jokes<\/h3>\n
![\"american_joke_04\"](\"\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/american_joke_04-e1485306229472.jpg\")
\n\u30ce\u30c3\u30af\u3078\u306e\u53d7\u3051\u7b54\u3048\u3092\u30cd\u30bf\u306b\u3059\u308b\u5b9a\u756a\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3067\u3059\u3002\u6620\u753b\u300e\u30e6\u30fc\u30fb\u30ac\u30c3\u30c8\u30fb\u30e1\u30fc\u30eb\u300f\u306a\u3069\u3001\u6620\u753b\u306e\u30b7\u30fc\u30f3\u3067\u3082\u4f7f\u308f\u308c\u308b\u3053\u3068\u304c\u591a\u3044\u305f\u3081\u3001\u898b\u305f\u3053\u3068\u304c\u3042\u308b\u3068\u3044\u3046\u4eba\u3082\u3044\u308b\u306e\u3067\u306f\u306a\u3044\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u304b\u3002<\/p>\n
\nB: Who\u2019s there?
\nA: Canoe.
\nB: Canoe who?
\nA: Canoe help me with homework?<\/span><\/p>\n
\nA\uff1a\u30c8\u30f3\u30c8\u30f3
\nB\uff1a\u3069\u3061\u3089\u69d8\u3067\u3059\u304b\uff1f
\nA\uff1a\u30ab\u30cc\u30fc\u3067\u3059\u3002
\nB\uff1a\u3069\u3061\u3089\u306e\u30ab\u30cc\u30fc\u3055\u3093\u3067\u3059\u304b\uff1f
\nA\uff1a\uff08\u30ad\u30e3\u30f3\u30e6\u30fc\u3068\u30ab\u30cc\u30fc\u3092\u304b\u3051\u3066\uff09\u5bbf\u984c\u3092\u624b\u4f1d\u3063\u3066\u3082\u3089\u3048\u306a\u3044\u30ab\u30cc\u30fc\uff1f
\n\u82f1\u6587\u5f15\u7528\uff1afunology<\/a>\u3088\u308a<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\u306a\u305e\u306a\u305e\u5f62\u5f0f\u306e\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3001\u201cRiddle Jokes\u201d<\/h2>\n
![\"american_joke_05\"](\"\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/american_joke_05-e1485306219886.jpg\")
riddle joke\u3068\u3044\u3046\u306a\u305e\u306a\u305e\u5f62\u5f0f\u3067\u3001\u7b54\u3048\u304c\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u306b\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3082\u306e\u304c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002\u65e5\u672c\u8a9e\u3067\u3082\u3001\u300c\u98df\u3079\u308b\u3068\u5b89\u5fc3\u3059\u308b\u30b1\u30fc\u30ad\u3063\u3066\u306a\uff5e\u306b\uff1f\u300d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3001\u8a00\u8449\u3042\u305d\u3073\u306e\u306a\u305e\u306a\u305e\u304c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u306d\u3002\u5b89\u5fc3\u3059\u308b\u3092\u610f\u5473\u3059\u308b\u300c\u30db\u30c3\u3068\uff08\u3059\u308b\uff09\u300d\u3068\u30db\u30c3\u30c8\u3092\u304b\u3051\u3066\u300c\u30db\u30c3\u30c8\u30b1\u30fc\u30ad\u300d\u304c\u7b54\u3048\u306b\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u304c\u3001\u82f1\u8a9e\u3067\u3082\u4f3c\u305f\u3088\u3046\u306a\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u304c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n
\nBecause it saw the salad dressing.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n\u306a\u305c\u304d\u3085\u3046\u308a\u306f\u8d64\u9762\u3057\u305f\u306e\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u304b\uff1f
\n\u30b5\u30e9\u30c0\u304c\u670d\u3092\u7740\u308b\u3068\u3053\u308d\u3092\u898b\u305f\u304b\u3089\u3002
\n\u82f1\u6587\u5f15\u7528\uff1a\u5ca9\u9593\u76f4\u6587\u300e\u3059\u3050\u306b\u4f7f\u3048\u308b\u82f1\u8a9e\u306e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af150\u300f\u3088\u308a<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nTulips.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n\u9f3b\u306e\u4e0b\u306b\u80b2\u3064\u82b1\u306f\u4f55\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\uff1f
\n\u3061\u3085\uff5e\u30ea\u30c3\u30d7\u3002
\n\u82f1\u6587\u5f15\u7528\uff1a\u5ca9\u9593\u76f4\u6587\u300e\u3059\u3050\u306b\u4f7f\u3048\u308b\u82f1\u8a9e\u306e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af150\u300f\u3088\u308a<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\u76ae\u8089\u3092\u304d\u304b\u305b\u305f\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af<\/h2>\n
\nJimmy: OK. Let\u2019s play I\u2019m absent<\/span>. <\/p>\n
\n\u30c6\u30a3\u30df\u30fc\uff1a\u5b66\u6821\u3054\u3063\u3053\u3092\u3057\u3066\u904a\u307c\u3046\u3002
\n\u30b8\u30df\u30fc\uff1a\u30aa\u30fc\u30b1\u30fc\u3002\u3058\u3083\u3042\u3001\u307c\u304f\u306f\u6b20\u5e2d\u306e\u5f79\u3067\u3002
\n\u82f1\u6587\u5f15\u7528\uff1a\u9234\u6728\u9032\u3001\u4ed6\u300e\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30e6\u30fc\u30e2\u30a2\u3000\u82f1\u8a9e\u306b\u898b\u308b\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3068\u6587\u5316\u300f\u3088\u308a<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nTommy: It was so dark, I didn\u2019t see the other piece.<\/span><\/p>\n
\n\u6bcd\uff1a\u30c8\u30df\u30fc\u3001\u4eca\u671d\u3001\u6238\u3060\u306a\u306e\u4e2d\u306b\u30d1\u30a4\u304c2\u5207\u308c\u3042\u3063\u305f\u3093\u3060\u3051\u3069\u3001\u4eca\u306f1\u5207\u308c\u3057\u304b\u306a\u3044\u308f\u306d\u3002\u3069\u3046\u3044\u3046\u3053\u3068\u304b\u8aac\u660e\u3057\u3066\u304f\u308c\u308b\uff1f
\n\u30c8\u30df\u30fc\uff1a\u3059\u3054\u304f\u6697\u304b\u3063\u305f\u304b\u3089\u3001\u3082\u30461\u5207\u308c\u3042\u308b\u3063\u3066\u6c17\u3065\u304b\u306a\u304b\u3063\u305f\u3093\u3060\u3002
\n\u82f1\u6587\u5f15\u7528\uff1a\u9234\u6728\u9032\u3001\u4ed6\u300e\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30e6\u30fc\u30e2\u30a2\u3000\u82f1\u8a9e\u306b\u898b\u308b\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3068\u6587\u5316\u300f\u3088\u308a<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\u82f1\u8a9e\u3092\u30de\u30b9\u30bf\u30fc\u3057\u3066\u3001\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30fb\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3092\u4f7f\u3044\u3053\u306a\u305d\u3046\uff01<\/h2>\n